deer dyarie

I went bakc to France!

2006-01-09T03:12:00.000-06:00

Well hello agan deer reeders, it is mi, Noosdel the pooedl. Sorry i half knot BLOGGED in a wile, but I was away in FRANCE again last weak! Four the unitnis...the unitishi....the uneneshiat...the knew reeders, FRANCE is mi pet-sitter daddye. I go to stay at her playce when daddye kan't take kare of mi.
Sew last weak, other daddye had to half surgery, so daddye desided I shuld go back to FRANCE wile other daddye rekup....riupcer....got better. I was supposeded to kome hoam on Thurrsdaye, but FRANCE daddye lyked me sew much she kalled and konvinsed daddye to let me stay until Sunday. Wich daddye agreed to bekaws other daddye kneaded to BEDREST for a wile aftur her operation. She is doin OK and I am happye bekaws I loves mi other daddye!
Whilst I was in FRANCE, FRANCE DADDYE let mi doo so many things that daddye and other daddye doo not! Sew wen I got hoam I tryed to esplain this deskrep...discripan...disparity.
i tryed to kome sitt on the soafa with daddye and he sed NO POODLE, STAY DOWN THERE.
i said "Daddye, did yew now in FRANCE they let POODELS sit on the soafa wen ever they wont too?"
But he egnored me. Layter, I tryed to gett some of his bagele and he sed "NO POODLE! GIT DOWN!"
i said "Daddye, did yew now in FRANCE poodels kan eat watever they wont, wenever they wont? Daddye, did yew now in FRANCE, poodles half a fresh bowel of yoggert drops avalable at all tymes?"
But he egnored me again! NOOSDEL!
Leighter, daddye was watching the Steelers game but I wonted to watch kartoons! I tried to git the remote, but daddye sed "NO POODEL! I'M WATCHING THIS!"
i said "Daddye, did yew now in FRANCE, poosdels kan watch kartoons or animal planet wenever they wont?"
But he wuld not change the shannel! Hmmph, i will halve to take daddye to FRANCE to show him how to treet a poodel!!!!

Luv, french poodle

A fu of mi favurette things

2005-12-19T08:49:00.000-06:00

Well hello there, it is me, Noolsed the poodel, tiping in my BLOG to tell u how kold it is hear in Shekago! It is TOO degreez rite now owtside and the poodel is kold! I am so kold!!!
I went for a walk with daddye this mourning and my bum-bum was so kold I kuld not seem to go pottee. Daddye said kum on poodel, let's play a game kalled "hurree the fukc up!" but it was so kold i did not now wat to do! So daddye mayde me kum enside and I will tri to poop later but i kan make no garunteez.

Anywayz, I am kompiling a list of my new favorites foods and I thught i wuld cher them with yoo mi loyale reeders:

Yogurt drops
Kandy
Karrots
Appels
Appel cores
bananana peels
durty tissues
breethe rite nosal strips
barbqu sawse

Wen i t hink of moor, i will let yoo now. If you want to give me any of the above foods, or send me kartoons, just emale mee, noolsed, and i will arrange deelivery.

Luv, hungry and KOLD poodel

I went to France!

2005-11-30T03:26:00.000-06:00

Well hello there! It is me, Noosdel the poodel, bakc frum mi vakashun and tiping my hart out for YOO, my loyale reeders!
I halve such an ecksiting storee for yoo! I had sutch an adventshure last weak! It all started wen daddye and other daddye desided they were going to go to noo yurk city for thannksgeving. I was very ecksited bekaws I had never been there befure and i wanted to go bark at david latterman daddye and pee on the statute of libertea.
But much to mi dissmay, they desided not to bring me! ME! Noosdel! I was SO MAD AND SAD wen i herd the newz!! But then daddye told me that i was going to FRANCE instead! Hear is a picksure of me and the Ifell tower!

I had never ben to FRANCE befur! So kneedless to saye, I was qite giddy! I now that FRANCE is an ecksiting country wif lawts of fun sites to see, but I did not now that FRANCE also wurks as a PETSITTER DADDYE. Daddye sayd she speshalizes in small, sentsitiv dawgs lyke me. I do NOT think i am sentsitiv! Do yoo?? Wat does daddye meen bi that?
Befur he went to noo yurk, daddye took me to meat FRANCE daddye so i wuld not be skared wen he dropped me off fur a weak. Wen we went to FRANCE, there wur too SCHNOWZERS there alreddy. We went enside and they ran over to me and started smelling me in my UNMENSHUNABLES. I was so skared! AND MAD AND SAD! I do not like my UNMENSHUNAMABLES to be diddled with. I did NOT appruve! But after are awkwerd introduckshon, they turned owt to be pretty nise dawgs and we played for a bit.
They were not there wen daddye too me back to FRANCE for mi VAKATSHUN a fyoo dayz layter. But there was a BASSETTE HOWND named bernie daddye and he was so nise! We frolicked and smelled each other and ran arownd and frolicked. It was such fun! I liked bernie daddye! But wile i was frolicking, daddye disapeared! I was so mad and sad! I said "French daddye! where is mi daddye! tell me! RIGHT NOW!"
She sayd he went to noo yurk and that i wuld stay hear for won weak. I did not beleeve her and i sat bi the door wayting for daddye to come back. After a wile, French daddye let me sit with her on the sofa, and we wawtched TEEVEE. But she wuld not let me watch cartoons! And she tried to moove me after i was kumfortable, so i BITED her, even tho i don't halve manny teeths left. It is bekaws i didn't floss as a puppy dog, so all you kids out there, make sure you floss my teeths!
Anywayz, after a bit, i stareted to engoy my trip to FRANCE and met a bunch of other small dawgs, sum of hoom i lyked to play with and others of hoom i BITED wen they tryed to smell me on my DOODLE. But i mostley had a good tyme. JOODY kame with me to FRANCE and so did my yogurt drops and mi food dish, so I was not too lonely, even thowgh i missed daddye and other daddye.
But then won daye they came back! French daddye put my koate on (it was reeelly kold!!) and we went for a kar ryde and we stopped and the dour oopened and there was daddye and other daddye!!! I was so happy i barked and kried and kaugfed on both of them and got confoosed and jumped back in france daddye's car, but then we went enside and had yogurt drops and frolicked! I was happy to be home but I will never forgit my trip to FRANCE. She was NISE!

Luv, french poodle

Think owtsyde the box other daddye!

2005-11-15T01:11:00.000-06:00

Well hello there. This is me, Noodsel the pewdel, tiping at yew live again in my BLOG. Sorry I have not tiped in a wile, but I am verry bizy as I menshuned erlier with my yogga class and book club and all the commewnetty servece that I dew. Aannywayz I am here now tiping at yew, so be grayteful for that. It's me! Nooedels! I am number won TIPER!
I want to tell yew abowt my mourning in and out of the box the other mourning. This happened to me, Nooledes the pewdel, in the mourning. Four those of yew who do not live with me and daddye and sumtymes other daddye, yew maye not now that I sleep at nite in my box, witch sum peeple call a krate. Daddye sez it's becawz I will pee on the flour in the mourning insted of wakking him up to tayke me owtside. I lyke to sleep in my box, but sumtimes i lyke to be owtside my box.
So the other day, in the mourning, i kried and kried early in the mourning becawse i had to go pee and i wanted daddye to here me. So he gots up and grumbled sumthing at me....i reallly dew think he has toretz sindrome....and we went owtside. I peed on the rocks that i lyke to pee on and then we came insyde and daddye put me back in the box and we went back to sleep.
A little wile later I deesided i was lonely and thught maybee daddye and other daddye wuld want to play with me, so i kried and kried again and other daddye got up this time and took me owt of the box. We went in the living room, were my big bed and joody blanket sleep, and i frolicked on joody and other daddye gave me yogurt drops. It was a wondurful mourning!
Then other daddye sat down at the komputer to do sum wurk. This made me so mad and sad becawse I wanted to play sum more with her and with joody. So i told her, other daddye, I am NOT dun playing and i sujested that we play sum more. But she egnored me! Noolsed! Then I wanted to type on my BLOG but other daddye was wurking and wurking and hogging mi komputer. I culd not tipe on my BLOG! And i had thingz to saye!!!
So i kried and kried and barked and other daddye desided it was time to go back in my box. I was so mad and sad but i went becawz as i menshuned once befur, I am a kooperativ poodel and do not lyke to make waves unless I am in the bathtub.
So i slept for a lyttle bit and then i decided i wanted to see wat other daddye was doing owtside. Daddye was still sleeping and his snouring was ceeping me awake. So i kried and kried and kried kried kried kried kried kried kried kried until other daddye kame and took me back owt of the box and she told me kwiet poodel! do not wake up daddye!
Se we went back to the other room and she closed the bedroom door and we played a bit and had mur yogurt drops and then she was back on my komputer again. Then i realized with the door closed, i culd NOT SEE daddye! I cannot see him all the tyme becawz the VET sez i have katsandrats in my Iz. Sew i went to the door and smacked it with my feets and kried and kried and kried kried kried kried kried until other daddye came and picked me up and put me back in the box!!
I was so mad and sad becawz I did not wont to go back in the box again! I have a lot of things to do and i cann not do them if I am in the box! Think owtside the box i yelled at other daddye!! She muttered something under her breath, i think she kawt daddye's torretz sindrome.
Enywayz, daddye woke up finally and took me owt of the box and we frolicked on joody and he gave me yogurt drops, while other daddye glowered at me. She ceemed upset and I do knot now wy!

luv, poodel in a box

Loook! I gotted mi hareskut!

2005-10-18T01:16:00.000-05:00

Well hello, it is me, Noolsed the Poodel, tiping at yew live in my BLOG a fuw daze after I gotted my hareskut. I woked up the other mourning and Daddye took me owtside so I culd pea and poop and after I peaed and after I pooped we cept walking arownd the block.
I said "Daddye, i do not WONT to go arouwnd the blocke!" but daddye said "Kome on yew littel rat" and he mayde me keep waulking even thouogh I did note wont to wawulk enymour.
So I went along with daddye becawse I'm a kooperatev poodel and I do not lyke to make waves. No i do not! So we get around the korner and low and beahold there is a big vann parked there. And enside the big vann lived a MOBIL GROOMMER DADDYE, a meen old lady who grabbed me out of daddye's arms, threw me ento a bathtub then warshed mi hare and my bum-bum and doodel. When she was done warshing me, she took owt sum clippers and kutted my hare! alls of them!
Here is wat I looke lyke now:

I was so mad and sad while she was kutting my hare, but wen I got home, daddye and other daddye, wen they were dun laffing at me becawse my hed looked too small for mi boddy, gaved me peenut butter kookies and frolicked with me on mi joody blanket.
I am no longer mad and sad becawse yesterday I passed a lady on the street and she said I am a bewtifull girl and a preshous angel! I said "Stranger daddye, I am NOT a girl, I AM A BOYE poodel! Look, I halve a doodle!" But she did not look at my doodel, she just moved on, but I was glad to be called bewtifull becawse I am. I am a PRESHOUS ANGEL!

Luv, preshous poodel

did you miss me?

2005-09-29T13:20:00.000-05:00

well HELLO to my frends owt thare. daddye told me that sum peepil have asked him wen i was going to tipe in my BLOG agen. i did not forget abowt yoo or my BLOG but i have ben verry bizy becawse i started a yoga class. i luv yoga!!!!!! i am the best in the class at down dog of corse but i also like at the beginnning wen we lay on our mats with all our feet in the air agenst the wall to warm up. most peepil in the class only get to put TOO feet in the air but i get to put FORE feet up in the air!!!! i am the BEST yoga-er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well thare has ben allot going on heer at home too with daddye and other daddye. a litel wile ago thay came home with a big surprise for me - thay browt me a HOLOWEEN COSTYUM!!!! and it is so QUTE!!! gess wat i am going to be for haloween! no i am not going to be a rat! not i am not going to be a princess! i am going to be...........

a LADYBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

look, heers sum picshurs - look how qute i look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the day thay browt the LADYBUG costyum home for mee, NOOLESD, thay also browt me another surprize. daddye dosnt think of thees things so much but other daddye nows that ACSESSORYES are the kee to looking good for poodles and for other daddyes...so she browt me a new neckerchif! it is SO SO SO SO SO SOSOSOSOSOSOS O qute! it has PINK POODLIS on it!!!!!!! like mee! excipt i am not pink. but i am a poodle and i LUV my new neckerchif!

This is me, NOOSLED THE POODLE, tiping in my BLOG wareing my new NECKERCHIF:

i havint tawked to tally daddy in a lowng tim, i wonder if tally daddy's mommy daddy dyed. eether that or mabye tally daddy deesided to stop pooping. that is wen me and tally daddy yoosed to hang owt all the tim, wen we werr both owtside pooping. i lik to poop and i miss my best frend tally dadye. ware is the fone, i think i will give her a call wen i am dun tiping in my BLOG.

in otherr news, i do not now if enywon has fownd joodye daddye's shoose yet but i, poodle the DETEKTIV, am still on the case. so far, with the help of my frend anonimiss, i hav determinned that the shoose are in kansis. now i just need to get to kansiss and then i am SHURE i will be able to find them and make joodye daddye's feet not be cold enymorre. is kansis far frum daddye's howse? i do not now. i will mapquest kansis wen i am don tiping.

wat else is new? well won day i was playing wiht other daddye...well she was playing and i was a litel skared becawse she was folowing me arownd the apartmint and i culdnt get away! she folowed me and folowed me and at furst i was laffing and haveing a gud tim but then it just got a litel weerd. enyway, she was folowing me and then i thowt we werr done playing folow the poodle so i deesided to go into the bathrom and see how the garbige in thare was doing. i lik to bring sum garbige owt to daddye everry now and then. its nise garbige, but most of the tim he yells at me wen i do this. i do not now wy - i am just trieing to be nise to him and to the garbige!

enyway, i went to go see the garbige and i did not now that other daddye was still playing folow the poodle and she folowed me to the garbige and she yelled at me wen i went to get sum!!!!!!!!!! i was skared - i JUMPED wen she yelled at me and it was SKARY!!!!!! so i ran to hide behinde daddye and he yelled at me too!!!!!! well that was NOT NISE of eether of them and i was so mad and sad. wy dose daddye allways yell at me wen i am beeing nise????????

i was so mad and sad at being yelled at that i deesided i wuld show daddye not to yell at me - i wuld RUN AWAY. so i got sum of my stuff - sum food, and i wanted sum sweets but i culd not reech them, and my joodye blankit and a bottel of water. i rapped it all up in my new poodle neckerchif and tied it to a stikc. and then i wated by the dorr for sumwon to open it. i wated and wated and wated and then no won opened the dorr so i wated and then i was tired of wateing so i went to take a nap. wen i woke up, daddye had left for werk so i new i wasnt going to run away until later, and i was hungrye, so i put on sum cartoons and opined up my bundel. i ate the food and drank the water and the cartoons werr verry gud that day - i luv thowse powerpuff girls! so i deesided i wuld run away sum other tim.

ennyway it is almowst tim for yoga blass so i need to go get reddy. i hope that yoo are all happye to heer frum me, poodle and that yoo will bring me presints wen yoo come to wach cartoons with me soon.

luv, poodle

bie footown! i luv yoo!

2005-09-11T18:30:00.000-05:00

well look at me, NOOLSDE THE POODEL, tiping not won but TOO entrees to my BLOG today! this is a furst but i think now that i am such a gud tiper that i can rite allot of entrees wen i want to. dont yoo think i am the best tiper? yes i am the best tiper!!!!!!!!11 enyway, i have ben verry bizy lately so i have not had tim to tell yoo everrything that has happined to me lately and i now yoo want to now so i will tell yoo too times today.

i want to tell yoo abowt wen my footown ran away! it was so so so so so sad. i luved this footown, it was so flufy and soft and eeven wen my bakc hurted me wurst, i culd still jump up on my footown to cuddel in my joodye daddye blankit and get sum rest. wen the VET told me i had to BED REST after i hurted my bakc the furst time, that is ware i BED RESTED allot. i wuld forlick on the footown with daddye - oh it was the funnist wen he wuld rap me up in my blankit and then tickil me and i culdnt see ware he was or ware the tickiling was coming from. i laffed and laffed and coffeded and barked sumtimes too - i luv wen daddye frolicks with me.

enyway, last sunday, daddye and other daddye got up and werr making brekfist and thay made pancakse but thay DIDNT MAKE ENY FOR ME!!!!!!!!!! can you imajin leeving the poodle owt lik that????? that was not nise daddye and other daddye!!!! that was meen to make pancaskes and not give eny to the poodle.

well thay sat down on the cowch (the won i am NO LONGER ALLOWED ON) to eet brekfist and i furst went to daddye's side and he told me NO POODLE! and made me leeve that side of the cowch! then i thowt that perhaps other daddye had just maybye forgottin to get me some pancakis so i went to her side and she sed GET AWAY FROM ME POODLE! and she put a pillow up so i culd not jump up on the cowch next to her! i was MAD. i luv pancaskes and thay both now it! how culd thay forgit to give me sum pankackes tooo??????????? so i cryed.

but then i stopt crying and sed, no, daddye and other daddye both werk hard all week long and thay dont get to spend as much tim togetherr as thay wuld lik, so i will be a gud boy poodel and leeve them alowne wile thay eet weekend brekfist together. and then if i am a gud boy poodil, mabye thay will reemebir that i LUV pancackes and thay will give me sum!

that sowndeded lik a gud plan by a smart poodel, yes it did. daddye got up to get sum morre tee, and other daddye was doing a croswerd puzel. i was leeving them alown wen all of a suden, I HAD TO PEE SO BAD!!!!!!! oh it was so bad, lik the baddeest i have everr had to pee in my hole life! but i didnt want to dissterb daddye and other daddye becawse i REELY wanted pancaskes! so i looked at them and looked at them but neether won of them reelized that i had to pee so so so so so bad! i was going to go tell daddye that i had to pee but i was trying to leeve him alown, so i didnt now wat to do! then i reelized i culd take care of it myself, with my frend footown.

i jumped up on the footown and - AHHHHHH - oh my gudniss, nuthing everr felt so gud as wen i peed rite then. and nuthing everr felt so bad as wen other daddye looked over at me peeing on footown and she jumped up and yelled POODLE! WAT THE HELL ARE YOO DOING?????????/ oh my, other daddye was so mad. i was scareded! i ran over to daddye hoo was stil in the kitchin making tee and hid beehind his legs and then other daddye told him wat happened and he yelled at me too. GODDAMMIT POODEL! (i did not approve of eether won of thare langwige wen thay yelled at me, but deesided that was perhaps not the best tim to bring it up.) daddye made me go in my caje and stay thare foreverr! i was thare for a long long tim and eeven thow i cryed and cryed and cryed and cryed and cryed, nobudy cam to open the caje so i culd go frolikc in the livng room with daddye. sumwon turned on sum musick in the other room lowd enuff that i had to cry eeven lowder to make shur thay herd me, but that did not werk eether so i just deesided that i was not going to get eny pancaskes that day EEVEN THOW I WAS A GUD BOY POODEL HOO DID NOT BOTHER DADDYE OR OTHER DADDYE WEN THAY ATE BREKFIST and i took a nap.

wen i came owt, i felt so bad that all i wanted to do was go curl up with my joodye blankit on a dry part of footown and take anothir nap. i cam owt and had sum water, and then i frolciked on over to footown and FOOTOWN WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 i do not now ware footown went but i do now he was not ware i had left him under the windows wen other daddye and daddye got mad at me! the hard part of footown was stil thare but thare were blankits and towels hanging on it, but my soft flufy footown was GONE!!!!!!! i didnt now wat to say! wy wuld footown go away just becawse i peed on him? i did it beefor and footown didnt go away - wy this time? i was so so so so so so so so so sad. i fownd my joodye blankit on the littel bed neer daddye's desk and i layed down thare to think abowt ware footown had gone, and then i went bakc to sleep.

well no footown enymorre for me, poodel, and no pancakes eether. it was a bad bad day.

i miss yoo, footown. com bakc!

luv, sad poodle

hare cut

2005-09-11T18:01:00.000-05:00

deer dyarie!

well my hare has bin flopping into my eys for a long tim now and daddye has bin trying to bring me to the place ware thay cut my hare. i meen, he did not eeven ask me if i wanted a hare cut and yoo now wat, i DO NOT! i am tryinig to grow my hare long and shaggye like the skinny indy rockers i see sumtimes wen i wach videeos on MTV. other daddye calls them trajickally hip but yoo now wat, i think thay are not trajikc, thay are QUTE! enyway, wy dosnt he get it, man? i do not want to look lik everry other poodel! i am my own poodle with my own stile! i am an indivd indvi i am the only poodle hoo looks like me, NOOSLED!

so the furst tim he wanted to take me for a hare cut, i preetendid that my bakc hurt and hurt and hurt and daddye BEELEEVED it! oh it was so fun, i lafed and lafed wen daddye called the hare cut place to tell them we werrent coming that day!

the next tim, daddye faked me owt. i thowt we wir just going for a walk owtside so i culd pee on the rokcs by the front dorr - but we turned the other way at the dorr and started walking down the blokc, and the next thing i new we werr heading to the hare cut place! i did not want a hare cut and i tryed to tell daddye but he wasnt paying me any atenshun.

daddye left me at the hare cut place and he didnt eeven care that i didnt want a hare cut! so he left me with the hare cut peepel, and i thowt i wuld explane to them that i didn't want a hare cut. wen daddye left, i was scared that they wuld cut my hare enyway, so i didnt let them. i moved bakc allot wen they tryed to put me in the hare cut thing and that didnt werk so wen they tryed agan i BITED the hare cut man! well i allmost bited him - it is hard to bite wen yoo only have a cupple of teeth - but i showed him, that BAD HARE CUT MAN, and he deecided that he wassnt gonna mess with me NOOLSED THE POODLE enymorre! so he calleded daddye up to come and get me!

wen daddye got thare, i did not feel lik wawking hom so i preetendid that my bakc hurt agin and daddye carryed me so i got to ride on his belley the hole way home. it was so much fun! i culd see evrrywon and they culd see me and it was fun to be tall and ride daddyes belly all the way home.

so i do not have a hare cut yet and i lik it this way! exsept wen i am frolikcing in the morning and i canot see the wall and i frolick rite into it, lik yesturday. i frolicked into it so hard that i wacked my hed REELY hard and i a littel sat down and a littel fell down wen i saw the STARS. daddye laffed and laffed and laffed and laffed and laffed but it was not funney that a littel poodel his his hed lik that!
it WAS NOT FUNNYE DADDYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

luv, harey poodel

The dawgs kneed yur help!

2005-09-09T03:50:00.000-05:00

The hurrykane that hit Knew Orleenz has left a lot of dawgs and eeeven sum meen old kats stranded and wifthout food and wawter. Sum nyce animal peeple like these here are trying to help them and yew can help them by giving them monney.

Luv, sad poodel

updayte

2005-09-03T19:46:00.000-05:00

well hello this is me, NOODELS THE POODLE, riting in my BLOG tonite. i do not have enything in partikular to share with yoo tonite but since nobuddy is useing the compyuter rite now i thawt i wuld rite a littel in my BLOG.

i now sum of yoo have bin wanting to now abowy my progress in finding joodye daddyes shoose, but so far, i have had no sucksess. however, i will NOT GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 becawse i now that those shoose are owt thare somware (sommmmmmmmmwarrrrrrrrrre....overrrrrrrrrr the rainBOW.....oh i love wen joodye daddye sings that song!) enyway, i am stil looking for the shoose. i am pritty shur thay are in kansiss. mor to come and espeshully wen i FIND THEM SHOOSE!!!!!!!! joodye daddye, i am still on the cayse but until i find those shoose i think yoo shuld ware sum socks so yore feet dont stay so cold.

well beesides that the big news over here at daddye's howse is that daddye and other daddye are going to throw away my footown!!!!!!!! i do not now ware thay think i will frolick wen thay throw owt the footown but i am not happey abowt this at all! i do not now ware thay think my wizzerd of OZ blankit will stay wen thay take my footown away eether. oh footown yoo have ben such a gud footown for me and eeven thow thare are a few staynes on yoo (hay poodles cant allways get owtside rite wen thay need to pee and sumtimes everybudy pees on the cowch...rite????) thare is no reesin for daddye and ohter daddye to make yoo go away. and i will be SO SO SO SO SO SO SAD wen yoo leeve me, footown. i will miss yoo. i luv yoo, footown.

well that is all i have to say tonite in my BLOG. i hope yoo all eether com wach cartoons with me or bring me sum sweets SOON.

luv, poodle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have yoo seen joodye's shoos!!!!!???

2005-08-30T18:19:00.000-05:00

deer dyarie!!!

i am SO SO SO SO SO SAD AND MAD!

SUMBUDY STOLE JOODYE DADDYES'S SHOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

other daddye asked daddye if he had fownd a new pare of shoose in the howse, impliing that i, NOOLDES THE POODEL, wuld have stole them!!!! oh, other daddye! that is just silley! joodye only wore TOO shoose but i wuld need FORE shoose.

joodye daddye, dont wurry! i will tipe and tipe and tipe abowt yore shoose in my BLOG until i find the bad bad persin hoo stole them!

i am sorrey if yore feet are cold.

i luv yoo, joodye daddye!

luv,
determinned detektiv POODLE

This is thu bestest sowng ever!!!!!!!!!!!1

2005-08-27T02:30:00.000-05:00

I fownd the bestest sowng in the hisstorry of mewsic! I wos playing on the internets toodaye and I fownd a sowng all about ME! Noodels the Poodel!!! I was sitting on daddye's lapp whilst he was at the compewter and we fownd this sowng here!
The sowng is about a hippopotamouse and he is singing about Noodles on his back! Wy wuld a hippopotamouse sing about me, NOODLES THE POODLE? I do not now wy, but i luv the hippopotamouse and wuld like to sit on his back while he sings about me, NOODLES THE POODLE!
I don't think daddye likked the sowng as much as i did. I keppt mayking him play the sowng agan and agan and agan and agan agan agan agan agan agan!
So go and play the sowng! Yew won't be abel to stop singing it! Oh daddye, play it again! This is better than candye!!!

Luv, happy poodle

can yoo beleev this?

2005-08-22T22:40:00.000-05:00

i red today on the yahoo news that pat robertsen hoo is a preecher sed that hugo chavez, the demicratickally electid president of venizwaleuh, shuld be assassinayted!

eeven a poodle with a peabrain nows that preechers hoo say things like that are not asking themselves WAT WULD JEEZUS DO? or of thay are asking WAT WULD JEEZUS DO, thay are not lissening to the rite anser. wuld jeezus take owt hugo chavez? i dont think so! jeezus is nise, but pat roberston is NOT NISE. DADDYE TOLD ME IT IS NOT NISE TO SAY THAT PEEPLE SHULD BE KILLED, PAT ROBERSTIN! IT IS NOT WAT JEEZUS WULD DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 yoo shuld now better, pat robetsron. yoo are suppost to be smart.

sumtimes i like to wach c-span insted of cartoons. wen i do, i put my skware blakc glasses on that have no lenzes in them and i wach c-span and i crinkel up my nose a littel bit and look SMART.

mabye i will ask daddye to take me to the coffay shop insted of the candey store next time. do yoo think that is ware the qute smart poodles go? i wuld like to meet a nise poodle hoo is smart like me and hoo likes cartoons and c-span, and candye, and joodye garlind, and hoo will come jump in the bathtub with me wen the lowd noise hapens owtside! i wuld ask talley daddye to do those things with me but she dosent talk on the fone with me enymore and i havent herd frum anonimus in a long tim eether.

luv, poodle

Oh, Jooooody!

2005-08-21T23:01:00.000-05:00

Martha daddye sent me a wunderfull git well presant in the male yesturdaye! It twasn't candy, witch I luv. I LUV CANDY! It twas a fraymed foto of Joody Garlaynd! The sayme Joody Garlaynd frum my wizzard of Owz blankie! I LOVE MI WIZZARD OF OWZ BLANKIE! AND I LOVE MY JOODY GARLAYND FOTO! THANKX MARTHA DADDYE! If yew kame to visit me I wuld lik yew all over yur fayce and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark to show my gratytood!

Iam feeling beyter

2005-08-16T13:51:00.000-05:00

Manny of mi loyale reeders (two is manny rite?) have ben enkwiring reesently as to the stayte of my health since my last skary BLOG entry. I am feeling much beyter thank you! I am back to my old frolicking self, although the medisine I am on maykes me want to pee more. I've been going on the karpet laytely bekaws daddye has not been able to reed my mynd that i half ta go outsyde. Wy wont he reed my mynd? I was saying, "daddye, i half ta pee!" qwite cleerly in my tiny brayne. For sum reeson, this upsets daddye and he doesn't wont to let me sleep on his bellye afterwards and sez nasty things under his breath. I think he has turette's sindrome or sumthing. Anywayz, I am doing fyne, so thanks for asxing. I wuld be doing fyner if you gave me candy. Oh, i just love a sweet! I halfta go now. I gotta pee. I hope daddye knows I halfta go.......

WAT A SCAREY NITE

2005-08-10T19:41:00.000-05:00

DEEr dyarie!

well last nite was so scarey!!!!!!!!!!!! other daddye cam over and i was sleeping on the footown (the cowch i am alowd to sleep on and ware i frolick allot) and i was so tired and so tired and so tired i culdnt wake up! i was so tired i did not even try to get up on the cowch with her wen she was eeting her diner, wich mad her sad becawse i now this is wen she likes me to be close to her allot. other daddye didnt bother me, she let me sleep and then wen daddye came home i was stil so tired and so tired. i culdnt get up, not even to run over and jump on daddyes leg (i do this everry nite wen he gets home becawse them he pikcs me up and i cudel on his bellie. yoo shuld see, i look so qute wen we do this.)

but wen daddye got home, i culdn't run becawse i was so tired and he came over and pikced me up and i culdnt stand up! i didnt even bark at him and i ALLWAYS bark at him wen he comes home to reemind him that i have been home wateing for him all day long so we can wach cartoons together. enyway, i culd not stand up and i was tired and wen daddye put me on the floor, my back legs werr all wobbely. other daddye sed i looked like i was DRUNK. so daddye called sumwon on the fone and then we all went downstairs and i was so tired that eeven wen we got into a TAXI, i was so tired i culdnt wine or open my mouth far. i just kept sleeping agenst other daddye wile we were in the TAXI.

well then we stopped and we went inside and even thogh i was scared i culd not bark or wine...we were at the VET and i do not like the VET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i DO NOT LIKE the VET!!!!!!!!!!!! but i was so tired i culdnt even tell daddye that he took me to the rong place, that reeley we shuld have gon to the candy store. enyway, the VET came in and took my tempr temrpartir chekced to see if i had a feever and i did not. do yoo now how thay chekc poodles to see if yoo have a feever????? it is not very NISE! then thay took me away from daddey and other daddye and did sum stuff to me....gess wat, yoo are not going to beeleeve this won but thay took a picshur of my LIVER! and sum other stuff and then gave me a shot and i was tired tired tired...so tired.

well i did not want to be in the back of the VET enymorre, i wanted to go out front with daddye and other daddey and wach "the droo carrey show" with them but no VET was waching me to see that i was time to go so i started to bark to reemind them that thay shuld bring me back to daddye. i was stil tired thow and i gess i did not bark so good becawse it took a long tim for them to bring me back out. wen they did i was stil tired but i was happy to see daddye and other daddye.

the VET told them that i had hurt my back and thay all looked at picshurs of my LIVER and the VET showed them wat was hurting me. then he sed i had to take sum medisin but then he sed i am not alowd to run arownd for a hole week! i am on STRIKT BED REST, he sed. this makes me sad, becawse daddye tole me that meens i am now alowd to frolick with him! wat am i suposed to do now??????????????/

well then we all got in another TAXI and this time i was still so tired but not too tired and i culd stick my tunge out allot all the way home. and wen we got home, daddye put me in my cage and i slept all the way until today. today i felt beter and that mad me happey so i started to frolick and daddye sed NO POODLE LAY DOWN! and other daddye sed FAKER!

well i supose i will not be frocliking so much for a wile so mabye that meens i will rite more in my BLOG until i am alowd to froclik again. and maeby i will be able to put the picshur of my LIVER in my BLOG too! that will be fun, i n ow yoo are all wundering wat it looks like. it's qute!

ok, i have to go and BED REST now. i'm sleepy.

luv, poodle

POODLE ROCKS OUT

2005-08-09T19:46:00.000-05:00

deer dyarie,

well martha daddy sent a picshur of me to daddye today with sumwon hoo looks just like ME - its so WEERD how much we look alik! i meen reelly, i think this persun shuld reely try to be a littel more originel with thair look, it is not so smart to be so obveeiss when yoo to try to copy sumwon elses stile. i now this becawse thare are allot of ANOMISSES owt thare hoo have tried to copy my riting stile (i am tawkin to yoo miss jenn in flarida, i dint furget the emale yoo sent me not too long ago) but it is allways beter to be YORSELF and to not copy other poodles!

enyway, martha daddy sent me this picshur and i dont now hoo this person is but i dont like them:

do yoo think this persun is makeing funn of me, the POODEL?
that is not nise, mister weerd persun! i dont like yoo.

luv, poodle hoo dosent like YOO (the weerd persun)

a galery of picshurs of NOOLSED THE POODEL

2005-08-09T00:48:00.000-05:00

deer dyarie,

well tonite i am looking at lots of picshurs on the compyuter. thare are lots of them to see but my faverit wons are the wons of ME. so i have deesided to share sum of them with yoo all in my BLOG.

this is me a few yeers ago with other gramma daddye.

i reemembir this won, wen other gramma daddye and i wer playing on the cowch and nobuddy told me GET OFF THE COWCH POODEL! oh, i frollicked with her all day long, it was the most fun. allso, i dont think other gramma daddey had eny cense of SMELL becawse she didnt tell me EW YOO STINK wen i breethed on her. (i cant help it, i now my breath is stinky but as i have told you beefor, i never FLOSSED as a puppy and look wat happened.)

well won thing i have notissed as i look at thees picshurs is that i seem to have RED eyes. i did not now my eyes wer red all the time but in thees picshurs thay are. look!

well other daddye sez i have red eyees becawse i am the spawn of satin but i do not now wat spawn is and i do not think i am it. she seems prety sertin that i am this spawn of satin, thow so mabye she is rite. but i think i am QUTE and i look hansumest in the bottum picshur. wich won is yor faverit of me?

daddye sed wee need to put mor reesent picshurs of ME up now. well i will find the wons ware i look hansum and nise to put up heer in my BLOG. oh yes heer is a gud won:

other daddey sed i shuld keep this harecut in mind beecawse she is takeing me to get my next harecut and it is going to be even wurse. wurse than wat, i wunder - i think i look verry hansum, as allways. dont yoo?

well that is all the picshurs i have to share with you in my BLOG tonite. i will wine and wine and wine and wine and wine and wine and wine and wine and wine and winewine and wine and winewinewinewinewine and wine at daddye untill he takes more pichsurs of me and then i will show them to yoo heer in my BLOG.

luv, foxy poodel! yow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm skared of klowns!!!

2005-08-05T23:30:00.000-05:00

Martha daddye sez my picshur looks an awful lot lyke the evel klown from the moovie It, which featured reemarkeble starring turns from the layte John Ritter and the fella from the Waltons. Do yew think I look like the klown? I shure hope not. He's awful skarry! I'm skarred!! Somebody pleese hold me!

Were is other daddye??

2005-08-05T00:51:00.000-05:00

Other daddye is missing! I hurd roumers that she was goeng to Deetrut for the weekend. I miss my other daddye!! I now she axt lyke she haytes me and my liver but deep down I now she luvs me. Hear is a picshur of me to remind other daddye wat I look like, in kase she reeds my blug whilst she is gone. Pleese come home other daddye. Pleese come home and rub my head and give me yougurt drops.

luv, lonely poodle

smile pretty

2005-08-02T03:47:00.000-05:00

look!!!!!!!!!!! its me, poodle, and JEWEL!!!!!!!!!! (im the won on the rite.) this is a good picshur becawse it shows off both my teeth i have left, and it shows off sum of jewels teeth too.

i dont have too meny teeth left enymorre becawse i didn't ever floss wen i was a puppy. ::sigh::
if i culd go back in time, i wuld FLOSS everry singul nite.

take a lessin from me and jewel, and ALLWAYS FLOSS!

luv, poodle

sofie daddye was rite!

2005-08-02T01:28:00.000-05:00

deer dyarie,

the other day, daddye and other daddye brawt a frend to wach cartoons with me, sofie daddye. sofie is pretty and nise. she rubbed my belly and she sed i was qute! i like her. i think i wil be best frends with her now that anonimus and i arent best frends enymor.

when other daddye was telling sofie daddye wy she was stil mad at me frum the nite befor when i wuldnt let her get to sleep, sofie daddye told other daddye that sumtimes negativ atenshun is just as gud as gud atenshun,, and that if other daddye is mad at me she shuld just not pay me eny atenshun at all ensted of telling me to BE QUITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! allot.

well i did not lik the sound of this, but i thowt anonimus mite want to considder it given that he or she went to all the trubble of riting a note and posting it to everry entree in my BLOG! i thowt that was GRATE! becawse, it is troe - if anonimus reely didnt like me, he or she wuld just not post enything at all. but i heer frum anonimus everry single day, sumtims more than wonce! so i now that it meens that anonimus reely loves me, the poodle.

but we are still not best frends becawse anonimus is still meen to me.

luv, poodle

atenshun haters (this meens yoo anonimouse)

2005-08-01T15:36:00.000-05:00

DEER DYARIE.

resently, i have gotten sum notes on my BLOG from ANONIMUS hoo i thawt was my frend, but mayeb not. ANONIMUS sounds mad at me. wy are yoo hatin on me, aonimus? this makes me sad becawse i thawt yoo wer my best frend after talley daddye. mabye not.

well i am sad and not hapy abowt wat anonimus rote heer. i did not do anything to make anonimus mad at me! but anonimuss wants to take my dog away frum me and i do not have a dog. i only have a daddye so i dont get that. and anonimuss is rong abowt that i rite the werst BLOG. i am stil lerning to tipe, but ther are lots of wurst BLOGS than this won! also, anonimus called my BLOG stupid but it is not stup[id. i rite abowt wat i think abowt like everryon else. wy is that stupid? wat do yoo rite abowt in yor BLOG, anonimuss? only smart things? riiiiiiite.

well i was waching dr. fil today befor my cartoons cam on, and he was tawking abowt SELFESTEEM. aparently anonimus wants to take my SELFESTEEM away along with my dog! well i do not have a dog but i do have SELFESTEEM and yoo cant have it, anonimus, eeven thow yoo mite need it wen yoo rite unsined notes at 5:38 AM in the morning. did yoo get up ekstra erley jest to rite a notes on my BLOG, or did yoo stay up all nite to bild up to that won?

i dont like yoo enymor anonimus. yor not my best frend enymorre. dont call me and i wont call yoo.

luv, mad poodle.

Bunny daddye haytes me!

2005-07-31T10:23:00.000-05:00

It's trew! She haytes me! On Fryday night, daddye and other daddye took me to go stay at other daddye's friend madelaine daddye's house cuz she was bunnye-sitting for bunnye daddye. I got to ryde in a taxi cab! I had such fun! I put my head out the window and kryed and kryed. I wanted to go sit up front with taxi daddye but other daddye wuld not let me! I wanted to sit with taxi daddye!!!!!
I met the bunny daddye, but bunny daddye did not wont to play with me! I went over and smelled bunny daddye and tryed to kiss him, but he hopped away from me! Me! The Poodle! I don't know why bunny daddye hated me. I was so sad.
But then we all went to bed, only other daddye wuldent let me in the bed with her and daddye. I tryed to come up, but they kept putting me on the flur! Then they put me in the hallway, so I kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kryed and kyed and kryed. I even shrieked a coupla tymes just to mix it up a littel bit.
And other daddye yelled at me to be Kwiet!! BE KWIET! she kept saying. I don't now wy!
Finally, daddye put madeline's baby daddye's mattress on the flor and slept there and I got to sleep on his bellye! Oh, I sleeping love daddye's bellye. Then we went downstayres and slept on the futon becawse other daddye kept glaring at me when I wuld make noises and kry with happiness.
At 5 a.m. I kept trying to git down to go see what bunnye daddye was up to, but daddye wuld not let me! Nobody lets me do anything I wont to do!!!!

luv, frustrayted poodle

today i am stil not skared

2005-07-28T14:22:00.000-05:00

it is nise outside and sunny so i wont get skared but i am stil alone becawze daddye went to werk. wy does he allways go away and leev me heer alone? wy dosent he want to stay and watch cartoons with me? i am a big boy POODLE but i stil dont like to be alone for a long tim.

enyway, i have a new frend named ANONYMUS. anonymus likes my BLOG and is allways telling me good idyeas to try. i dont now hoo aunty freez is but if she is enything like gramma daddey, i bet she will giv me candy! im gonna call her now. ware is the fone book?

my tiping is alot bedder now, dont yoo think? I AM #1 TIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

luv poodle the grate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok im not skared anymore

2005-07-26T19:16:00.000-05:00

last time it thundereded outside, daddye couldnt find me when he came home with other daddye becawse i was hiding in the bathtub. that was the first time it thundereded and i was alone. luna used to bark at the thunder and make it go away but now shes not heer and i dont now wat to do!

the bathtub is a good place to hide from thunder. but its not thunderering anymore now so i am riting in my BLOG befor it startes agan and i get skared agan.

luv, brave poodle!

I'M SKARED!!!

2005-07-26T14:16:00.000-05:00

There's thundor outsyde and I'm so skared! I tryed to krawl unto daddye's bellee to hyde so that the thundor and lighting would not stryke me in the liver. I knead my liver! I only have won! But daddye put me back on the flur and said to grow up. I AM NOT GROWED UP! I'm onlee 12!! I'm going to go hyde in the bathtub. Maybee other daddye will come and protect my liver. I'm skared!

luv, poodle

i am sad

2005-07-25T18:22:00.000-05:00

deer dyarie

today wen daddye left to go to werk i called my best frend talley daddey on the fone. i sed, HI TALLEY DADDYE HOW ARE YOO? but talley didnt say anything bakc to me. i sed TALLEY DADDYUE WHY WONT YOU TAWK TO ME? then talleys mommy daddey picked up the fone and said HELLO HELLO HOO IS THERE? and then she hung up on me!

wy do you think talleys mommy daddey dosent like me, the poodle?
i am nice and qute! and even tho theres not much tale there, i allways wag my stumpy littel tale at talleys mommey daddye wen i see her.

i am sad

luv, sad poodle

I dont wont to poop!

2005-07-25T02:41:00.000-05:00

Deer dyarie,
Daddye trid to git me to poop when he came hom from wurk. Wy does he alwayz go to that wurk place? Wy doesn't he stay hear with me? I wuld pay him. I wuld!!
But I dygress. He wonted me to poop, but I DID NOT WONT TO POOP!! So I sayd "No Daddye! I don't wont to poop! I want to go enside and watch cartoons!!!!"
So I did not poop. I'll probabababily half to go in a few ours when daddye is in bed. I'll be rite next to him so he can here me when i halfta go. He'll take me out then cuz my daddye luvs me! And he gets angree when i poop enside. I don't now y. He sayd he wuld punch my liver next time I did that, and I don't want my liver punched!!! (see my first post for proof)
Anywayz, we are watching adult swim on the cartoon netwurk. Some of these are a little blue and i don't appruve of such things! But daddye likes them and I like daddye! I halfta go now, I'm verry thursty.

luv, poodle

i am haveing funn 2nite

2005-07-25T00:20:00.000-05:00

deer dyarie!!!!!

other daddye showed me a fun game 3nite on the compyuter
it is called googlism and it is FUNN!!!
you put yor name in and when it is time it tells you the trooth about yor name
wich is of course, you!
( i meen, ME! it wil tell the trooth about ME.)
hay this wil be a fun game. i wil rite wat it sed and then tell you if it is troe or it is NOT TREU about me, im a poodle so i wuld now.

heer is some of wat it said about me, NOODLES:

poodle is the most fun TROE I AM
poodle is elegant and good YES I AM
poodle is not all he appears to be
YES! NOODLES IS VERY MISTEERYISS!
poodle is dainty WELL MAYEB A LITTLE
poodle is a joy YES I AM
poodle is a 'gal' that hangs around a dj 24
STOP CALLIMG ME A GRIL OTHER DADDYE!!!!
poodle is a poet on four paws YESE I AM
poodle is very active
ESPESHULLY WHEN IT IS TIME TO FROLICK! I LOVE TO FROLICK. DADDIES!
poodle is inquisitive and playful YES I AM
poodle is very intelligent YES
poodle is one of the most popular and celebrated around YES I AM TOO!
poodle is the most popular YES
poodle is an ideal pet YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!
poodle is a real charmer YES I AM
poodle is a "person" and he expects to be treated as one
THATS WAT IM SAYIN! JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
poodle is a master at out foxing his owners TROE
poodle is an ugly piece of art that you must use
NOOLDES IS NOTUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

poodle is 3 NO
poodle is 2 NO
poodle is about 12 to 15 years or more
YES I AM 12 YEERS OLD

poodle is a small fluffy dog
poodle is a lively and sensible dog that can be somewhat excitable
poodle is a very tiny dog with curly hair and a high energy level
THEESE ARE ALL A LITTEL TREU. I AM NOT FLUFFY SINSE THAT LAST HARECUT. AND I AM NOT VERY TINEY ONLY A LITTEL TINEY.

poodle is not for you YES I AM FOR DADDYE ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poodle is connected to the following things: DADDYE, OTHER DADDEY, MY BEST FREND TALLEY DADDEY, GRANDMA DADDEY, GRANPA DADDEY, AND TALLEYS MOMMY DADDEY. I ALLSO LIKE MY WIZERD OF OZ BLANKIT AND MY THREE TEETH.
poodle is the correct dog for them YES SEE ABUV
poodle is really the ultimate companion dog YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poodle is my greatest concern I LUV IT WEN DADDYE SEZ THIS

poodle is in one fine fix ONLEY WEN I GET CAWT ON THE COWCH

LUV, POODLE

ohhhhh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2005-07-24T20:37:00.000-05:00

DEER DYARIE.

THIS IS SCAREY. OTHER DADDYE JUST SHOWED ME WAT MY NEXT HARECUT WILL LOOK LIKE:

HELP HELP!!!!

LUV POODLE!!!!!

oh, daddye!

2005-07-24T20:27:00.000-05:00

deer dyarie,

do you want to see my daddye?
he's very handsum! and he wrote me emale before becawse he luvs me.

well i wood show you my daddye but i cant find a picshur of him on the computer.
i will mabye draw one later and show it to you heer.

luv, poodle

ps if you want to rite me emale, my adres is noodles_the_stupid_poodle@yahoo.com. i will rite you bakc!

luv, poodle

deer dyarie

2005-07-24T19:39:00.000-05:00

deer dyarie.

well i am noodles and i am a poodle and i am 12 yeers old. my daddye is daddye but i allways call him daddye. daddye spends a lot of time with other daddye who is other daddey. Other daddye pretends she doesnt like mee too much but i now she does! becawse i am a little tiney poodle and hoo could not luv me?

well i am makeing a BLOG becawse my daddye has one and i want to do everything he does and be everywhere he goess. daddey sometims tell s me GO AWAY and makse me get off the cowch but i now he reelly wants me to sleep on him everytim he sits down.

well i want to rite in this BLOG becawse despyte what lots of peepul thjink, poodles are SMART and we now whats going onn! i am just lerning to tipe and have tiney little paws and skinny legs so bare with me, it's hard to tipe on the computer but i will lern better as i go on.

here is ALL ABOUT ME, POODLE!!!! :

i like cartoons
i like yogurt drops
i do not like to walk
i like to get up on the cowch eeven tho i am not allowed
i like the three teeth i stil have

i like to bark in the morning when daddye and other daddye are still asleep in the big bed (hee hee!)
i weigh 8.6 pownds and have a girlish figyur but i am a BOY!!!!!
i do not like to have my liver punched!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like my wizard of oz blankie!

i hope you like my BLOG and wright me notes heer.