well look at me, NOOLSDE THE POODEL, tiping not won but TOO entrees to my BLOG today! this is a furst but i think now that i am such a gud tiper that i can rite allot of entrees wen i want to. dont yoo think i am the best tiper? yes i am the best tiper!!!!!!!!11 enyway, i have ben verry bizy lately so i have not had tim to tell yoo everrything that has happined to me lately and i now yoo want to now so i will tell yoo too times today.
i want to tell yoo abowt wen my footown ran away! it was so so so so so sad. i luved this footown, it was so flufy and soft and eeven wen my bakc hurted me wurst, i culd still jump up on my footown to cuddel in my joodye daddye blankit and get sum rest. wen the VET told me i had to BED REST after i hurted my bakc the furst time, that is ware i BED RESTED allot. i wuld forlick on the footown with daddye - oh it was the funnist wen he wuld rap me up in my blankit and then tickil me and i culdnt see ware he was or ware the tickiling was coming from. i laffed and laffed and coffeded and barked sumtimes too - i luv wen daddye frolicks with me.
enyway, last sunday, daddye and other daddye got up and werr making brekfist and thay made pancakse but thay DIDNT MAKE ENY FOR ME!!!!!!!!!! can you imajin leeving the poodle owt lik that????? that was not nise daddye and other daddye!!!! that was meen to make pancaskes and not give eny to the poodle.
well thay sat down on the cowch (the won i am NO LONGER ALLOWED ON) to eet brekfist and i furst went to daddye's side and he told me NO POODLE! and made me leeve that side of the cowch! then i thowt that perhaps other daddye had just maybye forgottin to get me some pancakis so i went to her side and she sed GET AWAY FROM ME POODLE! and she put a pillow up so i culd not jump up on the cowch next to her! i was MAD. i luv pancaskes and thay both now it! how culd thay forgit to give me sum pankackes tooo??????????? so i cryed.
but then i stopt crying and sed, no, daddye and other daddye both werk hard all week long and thay dont get to spend as much tim togetherr as thay wuld lik, so i will be a gud boy poodel and leeve them alowne wile thay eet weekend brekfist together. and then if i am a gud boy poodil, mabye thay will reemebir that i LUV pancackes and thay will give me sum!
that sowndeded lik a gud plan by a smart poodel, yes it did. daddye got up to get sum morre tee, and other daddye was doing a croswerd puzel. i was leeving them alown wen all of a suden, I HAD TO PEE SO BAD!!!!!!! oh it was so bad, lik the baddeest i have everr had to pee in my hole life! but i didnt want to dissterb daddye and other daddye becawse i REELY wanted pancaskes! so i looked at them and looked at them but neether won of them reelized that i had to pee so so so so so bad! i was going to go tell daddye that i had to pee but i was trying to leeve him alown, so i didnt now wat to do! then i reelized i culd take care of it myself, with my frend footown.
i jumped up on the footown and - AHHHHHH - oh my gudniss, nuthing everr felt so gud as wen i peed rite then. and nuthing everr felt so bad as wen other daddye looked over at me peeing on footown and she jumped up and yelled POODLE! WAT THE HELL ARE YOO DOING?????????/ oh my, other daddye was so mad. i was scareded! i ran over to daddye hoo was stil in the kitchin making tee and hid beehind his legs and then other daddye told him wat happened and he yelled at me too. GODDAMMIT POODEL! (i did not approve of eether won of thare langwige wen thay yelled at me, but deesided that was perhaps not the best tim to bring it up.) daddye made me go in my caje and stay thare foreverr! i was thare for a long long tim and eeven thow i cryed and cryed and cryed and cryed and cryed, nobudy cam to open the caje so i culd go frolikc in the livng room with daddye. sumwon turned on sum musick in the other room lowd enuff that i had to cry eeven lowder to make shur thay herd me, but that did not werk eether so i just deesided that i was not going to get eny pancaskes that day EEVEN THOW I WAS A GUD BOY POODEL HOO DID NOT BOTHER DADDYE OR OTHER DADDYE WEN THAY ATE BREKFIST and i took a nap.
wen i came owt, i felt so bad that all i wanted to do was go curl up with my joodye blankit on a dry part of footown and take anothir nap. i cam owt and had sum water, and then i frolciked on over to footown and FOOTOWN WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 i do not now ware footown went but i do now he was not ware i had left him under the windows wen other daddye and daddye got mad at me! the hard part of footown was stil thare but thare were blankits and towels hanging on it, but my soft flufy footown was GONE!!!!!!! i didnt now wat to say! wy wuld footown go away just becawse i peed on him? i did it beefor and footown didnt go away - wy this time? i was so so so so so so so so so sad. i fownd my joodye blankit on the littel bed neer daddye's desk and i layed down thare to think abowt ware footown had gone, and then i went bakc to sleep.
well no footown enymorre for me, poodel, and no pancakes eether. it was a bad bad day.
i miss yoo, footown. com bakc!
luv, sad poodle